My Promise To You

Things you will not read about on my blog, ever:

• Martha Stewart's release from jail
• Bubba the Lobster
• The Michael Jackson trial
• "Starlet," the new reality show on the WB
• Any reality show
• Paris Hilton, with or without her Sidekick
• The "NYPD Blue" finale
• Whether the NHL will fold, be bought out, or slowly wither away
• Vin Diesel

Comments

[Pudentilla]

no Vin Diesal?